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its been a year and four months since i last posted [02 Sep 2007|11:10pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

Im just in euphoria!
Ive probably thought about last night 11 of the 12 hours ive been awake today..

Last night i went to THe Clubhouse in dallas!!!
i spent a total of 78 dollars on boobs and other AWSOME STUFF haha
I got 3 lap dances and about a billion other dances
I didnt want to forget last night so im posting now for later nostalgia purposes..
wow great night.. im addicted 

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[09 Apr 2006|10:29pm]
ps mike jones RULES


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hello [09 Apr 2006|10:07pm]
Sooooo, I didnt get accepted to any colleges. And all my friends are going off to college and living in their nerdy dorms while i have no idea where to live for 6months to a year.
BUT other than that I am doing great!!!
UGH
at least i get wasted alot
BYEBYE
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[20 Sep 2005|09:25pm]
HEY LIVEJOURNAL!
how is everyone??????
yeah well BYE
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[28 Jul 2005|02:35pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]

So my life is over....

i was at my dads house watching tv with my brother when i got phone call from my mom telling me that people
were in the garage at her house.
my mom walked in and saw my friends drinking and called me back and screamed her fucking lungs out to me.
now i cant do fukcing shit the rest of the summer and im under close watch
about what i do and shit. BUT i ddint know they were even in the garage!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE HELL. im being punished for what my stupid friends did. DAMN IT TO HELL!!!!!!! BASTARD

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[25 Jul 2005|07:59pm]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | red chord ]

wow guys i havent Updated IN A LONNNNNNNG TIme, and now my picture is all outdated and ugly. but yeah my brother is in town and got me back on this by me watching himmmm. ehh yeah someone comment or soemthing soo i can see who still has a live journal. I will most deffinatley leave more entrys in life when cool stuff happens. YAY livejournal i love you

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[03 Jan 2005|10:35pm]
i got a myspace and thats pretty much all i use now so if any one wants to add me my thingy is http://profiles.myspace.com/users/13728273 =)
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[01 Jan 2005|03:34am]
WOW i havent updaten IN FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!! im very drunk.. End
HAPPY NEW YEARS HO'S
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[21 Sep 2004|07:26pm]

COMMENT OR GET DEELETED BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to see who i really talk too and stop having soo many names on my thingy..SOOO if you want to stay on my list comment or die!

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[19 Sep 2004|03:38pm]
I NEED A DATE FOR HOMECOMINGGGGG


I saw that crazy movie Butterfly Effect and i thought it was pretty goood. But im not sure if i like the ending too much but oh well. And i saw that gay movie A Walk to Remember, and i hated it soo much, i was happy when she died. MY favorite part of that gay movie was when every one was laughing at her because they made fake pictures of her naked. hahahaha


ASK ME TO HOMECOMING!
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[31 Aug 2004|07:06pm]
i went to lunch with STEPHANIE. it was pretty cooll
AND i am starting drivers ed the 20th of september! FINNNNNALY

i hate my icon picture and i hope it dies, but not me only my picture SHUP
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[16 Aug 2004|09:09pm]
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOOOOLLLL

I am a big oh junior

i liked all my classes except my fucking 2nd period, PE. I am the oldest kid in the stupid class and i have to hang out with gay freshmen that are all stupid ganster kids that i want to kill.



some one ask me on a date
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[08 Jul 2004|02:05pm]

 

post this in and bold the movies you have seen and add three more movies to the end

 

 

01. Trainspotting

02. Shrek

03. M

04. Dogma

05. Strictly Ballroom

06. The Princess Bride

07. Love Actually

08. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

09. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

10. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

11. Reservoir Dogs

12. Desperado

13. Swordfish

14. Kill Bill Vol. 1

15. Donnie Darko

16. Spirited Away

17. Better Than Sex

18. Sleepy Hollow

19. Pirates of the Caribbean

20. The Eye

21. Requiem for a Dream

22. Dawn of the Dead

23. The Pillow Book

24. The Italian Job (the orignal only)

25. Goonies

26. Baseketball

27. The Spice Girls Movie

28. Army of Darkness

29. The Color Purple

30. The Saftey of Objects

31. Can't Hardly Wait

32. Mystic Pizza

33. Finding Nemo

34. Monsters Inc.

35. Circle of Friends

36. Mary Poppins

37. The Bourne Identity

38. Forrest Gump

39. A Clockwork Orange

40. Kindergarten Cop

41. On The Line

42. My Big Fat Greek Wedding

43. Final Destination

44. Sorority Boys

45. Urban Legend

46. Cheaper by the Dozen

47. Fierce Creatures

48. Dude, Where's My Car

49. Ladyhawke

50. Ghostbusters

51. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

52. Back to the Future

53. An Affair To Remember

54. Somewhere In Time

55. North By Northwest

56. Moulin Rouge

57. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

58. The Wizard of Oz

59. Zoolander

60. A Walk to Remember

61. Chicago

62. Vanilla Sky

63. The Sweetest Thing

64. Don't Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead

65. The Nightmare Before Christmas

66. Chasing Amy

67. Edward Scissorhands

68. Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert

69. Muriel's Wedding

70. Croupier

71. Blade Runner

72. Cruel Intentions

73. Ocean's Eleven

74. Magnolia

75. Fight Club

76. The Beauty and The Beast

77. Much Ado About Nothing

78. Dirty Dancing

79. Gladiator

80. Ever After

81. Braveheart

82. What Lies Beneath

83. Regarding Henry

84. The Dark Crystal

85. Star Wars (the orginial aka episode 4)

86. The Birds

87. Beaches

88. Cujo

89. Maid In Manhattan

90. Labyrinth

91. Thoroughly Modern Millie

92. His Girl Friday

93. Being John Malkovich

94. Run Lola Run

95. The Color of Paradise

96. While You Were Sleeping

97. Signs

98. The Count of Monte Cristo (2002)

99. Chocolat

100. Breakfast at Tiffany's

101. Cold Comfort Farm

102. Titus

103. What's Up, Tiger Lily?

104. The Empire Strikes Back

105. Somethings Gotta Give

106. Underworld

107. Bruce Almighty

108. Along Came Polly

109. Lilo and Stitch

110. Princess Blade

111. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

112. Dawn of the Dead (the original)

113. Centerstage

114. Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban

115. Freaky Friday

116. What a Girl Wants

117. Jeepers Creepers

118. Dreamcatcher

119. Alice In Wonderland

120. From Dusk Till Dawn

121. Shrek 2

122. Beavis & Butthead Do America

123. The Neverending Story

124. The Hobbit

125. Snatch

126. To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

127. Gone in Sixty Seconds

128. Psycho

129. Battle Royale

130. Battle Royale II

131. KILL-BILL Vol. 2

132. Pulp Fiction

133. Postman Blues

134. AZUMI

135. Gen-X Cops

136. The Last Samurai

137. My Sassy Girl

138. The Breakfast Club

139. The Matrix

140. X-Men

141. X-Men 2

142. Ringu (japanese version)

143. The Ring (english version)

144. Yellow Submarine

145. Elephant

146. Party Monster

147. Amelie

148. Dead Alive

149. Suicide Club

150. Akira

151. Ghost In The Shell

152. The Chicken Rice Wars

153. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

154. He Loves Me Not

155. City of God

156. Harold and Maude

157. Waking Life

158. 21 grams

159. Evil dead

160. Clue

161. Gummo

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[07 Jul 2004|03:45pm]
i want a girlfriend
GOD!!!
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[29 Jun 2004|03:35am]
WOAH! Farhenhite 911 is sooooooo good, omg. EVeryone that reads this has to see it, becuase it will change your life(maybe)!


I won a whole dollar playing poker at matts and im quitre happy, YAY!

GOOD NIGHT SWEET CHILDREN
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[22 Jun 2004|10:56pm]

What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Sexuality:
Flirting Skill Level - 56%
Kissing Skill Level - 41%
Cudding Skill Level - 99%
Sex Skill Level - 98%
Why They Love You You pleasure them first.
Why They Hate You You won't take your socks off.
This quiz by lady_wintermoon - Taken 37905 Times.
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MAN! i went to see a movie last night with these girls that ive never met and one of them i fell in love with. Its pathetic becase I didnt talk to or catch her name and i didnt really catch a good look at her but omg, something hit me. I will probaly never ever see her again for the rest of my life but i wanna do you(whoever you are!!).

bye!
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[21 Jun 2004|11:47am]
If I were to show up at your house at 1 am Would you have sex with me?

1= No
2= Maybe
3= Hell yea
4= Can you come sooner?
5= Can i poop on you first?
6= Only if your roomate joins in
7= Can we bake a cake instead?
8= Only if you wear my undies on your head and zeegliff the carrot watch's(he has no arms)

do this do this
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[01 Jun 2004|12:58pm]
HAPPY
BIRTHDAY TO
ME!!!

AND DUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY FOR US
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[11 May 2004|08:39pm]
haha, i just thought of this one time. i had to go pee very very bad but i didnt want to go across the hall to the restroom, so guess what i did. I peed out my window and as i was doing soo i looked at my neighbors house and some old lady was looking at me the whole time! So i ran across my room peeing and let it all out in the trash and my friend that was with me was disgusted! HAHAHA


EWWWW

i cleaned it up though!
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[03 May 2004|08:02pm]
I love this hat sooooooooo much! DUSTin i am not giving it back wedsnday even though i said i was, BUT IM NOT !! hahahahahahahahahha
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